Barack Obama Birthday Today

August 4, 2011- Barack Obama turned 50 years old today. He turns 50 years old. Obama joked about his advancing age during a Cabinet meeting Wednesday, telling reporters, I’m going to get advice from some around the table about how to handle this milestone.

Happy birthday Mr. President, For the sake of America, I will sign to you, I am no Marilyn Monroe. The best wish one can give him is to have an enjoyable day Michelle, Sasha, and Malia. May his children give him joy for many years to come. The day will be an entire celebration of Mr Obama, rendering it indistinguishable from how he celebrates every other day. Nevertheless, today he actually is entitled to be king for a day. 

Tomorrow he will have to have his tiara taken off again. Mr Obama was given a birthday president of $3580000, or 89% of a Kobe Bryant apology diamond. 100 obese felines that Mr. Obama pretends to disdain all donated $35800 for the right to inspect his (backside, reacted) and make sure it was as clean and delightful as MSNBC insists. He has every right to his this money. He earned, it However, the true way Mr. Obama can show us his wonderful nature is by what he does with the money.

He should then set aside 2% of the money for another cause to be dealt with, For now, that $71600 can be put in a (don’t dare call it a lock box) general fund. The remaining 88% of the money should be distributed among Mr. Obama and all of the other presidential candidates. Republican candidates should get some, but so should the Libertarians, Green and American Independents.

Millions of People but only six sitting U.S presidents-have done it. Today Barack Obama becomes the seventh.

Oh and Mr. President, lets talk about that 2% in the general fund from earlier. $71600 should cover my student loans, Pay them for me, I have done nothing to deserve this, nor do feel a sense of entitlement. I am against wealth redistribution since I am a conservative, not a leftist.

Don’t invest the money on me because I believe this equality and fairness nonsense.

Russian President Dmity Medevedev called to wish Obama a happy birthday, the White House announced, as well as to discuss Russian plans to join the World Trade Organization.

On Wednesday night, Obama was feted by about 2000 political friends at a pair of campaign fundraisers in the Windy City.